About Me

About me…

Take it or leave it…here we go.

 I’ve been a fashion whore as long as I remember. My first actual memory is a pink velvet dress, strutting down a cat walk. I can remember every
dress my mother made for me as a child. Shoes are my favorite thing
in the world. I love being a girl (thank god my only sister is a
lesbian…no competition). Being reared in a repressed religious home, I
made a conscious decision not to be the Cheerio toting, frumpy, baby
machine, still wearing maternity clothes when your kid is 5. I saw
growing up in a religious community of frumps; you know the kind, the
ones who drive mini vans. Sorry ladies I never did. Not in even my
darkest hours, and never will. Not gonna happen to me. Well one thing
im sure of in life is this, what you resist, persists.
That’s exactly what I had become.


Fast forward ten years, I emerged a savvy, difficult to please,
reinvented working woman. A single mother…married the love of my
life, self proclaimed high maintenance bitch, never boring, moderately
funny, and the first girlfriend you call when the shits hittin’ the
fan,” if you don’t want it someone else will”, woman.

I promise you will not always agree with me, but you will always be
entertained in a real life, pull your head out of your ass, don’t take
yourself so frickin’ seriously approach to being a fabulous woman.
Working what you got, believe me sister we all got it, time to tap
into it, and im going to show you how!

Peace out bitches
~Reigan Riley